the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

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The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

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The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

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The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

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The power to not be color blind.

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The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

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The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

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The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

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The Power to breath while under a cup of water

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The power to fart out of someone else's bum

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The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

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The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

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The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

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The power to smell like body odor at will

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The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

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The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

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The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

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The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

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The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

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_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

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The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

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The power to poop whenever you want.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

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The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!