The power to not do it.

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The power to used any power i want when you're asleep

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The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

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the power not eat more than one pringel.

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The power to count to infinity.

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the ability to give a potato an orgasm

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The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.

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power to fart through your mouth

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The power to obtain money, by going to work

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation.

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The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

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The power to have any power on this site.

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The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

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the power to know when a politician is lying

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The power to hatch from an egg

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the power to send text messages while driving

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The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

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The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

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The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

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The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!