The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

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The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

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The power to change different colours depending on you feel.

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The power to reseal bottles!

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The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

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The power to lick your balls.

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The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

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The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

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The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

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The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

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The power to turn into a pebble

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Power that makes you perfect in being useless

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levi Hahne is gay

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The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

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The power to shit for 5 days

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The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

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the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

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The power to shit without squinting.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!