The ability to levitate birds

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The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

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The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

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Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

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The power to like any show

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The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

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The Power to Die if you are dead

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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

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The power to make your nose blink.

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The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

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The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

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The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

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The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.

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the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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The power to walk on lava but you are not resistant to it

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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The ability to turn into any inanimate object, but you can't turn back.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to summon earthworms

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The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!