The power to close your nose

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the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

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The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

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The power to create shit

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The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

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The power to to think less

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The power to say you have a superpower.

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The power to have 21/20 vision.

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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The power to be pointless!

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The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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The power to look angry when not trying too and everyone else notices it and im just lonely.

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The power to listen to justin beiber

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The power to write complete sentenc

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The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken

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The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

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the power to fail

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the power to shout and make people piss their pants

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the power to be infinitely constipated

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the power to in power your self

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The power to waste time reading this.

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The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

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Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!