the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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The ability to sense any and all ham in a five mile radius.

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To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

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The ability to spit in random obscure crayola colors.

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The ability to have every possible thought as fast as the Flash is capable of moving and faster and know how every scenario can, will, and most likely will play out, yet you cannot say anything about them and they cannot be put to use. As well as no one can read your mind or anything similar to obtain said knowledge.

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The power to go suicide

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The ability to money into dog shit.

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The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

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The power to turn all people into giant robots which you don't control

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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The power to breathe

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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

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The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

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The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

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to poop a penny every year

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Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

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The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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the power to breath through your skin.

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The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.

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The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!