- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

The power to strangle yourself to death

To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

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The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

The power to die spontaneously, and have no one notice

The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

the power to talk to your elbow

the ability to manually control your breathing

The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

The ability to see through insects.

The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

The power to think of pointless powers.

The power to see what a person is wearing.

The power to fly but only in an airplane.

Pointless Super Powers