You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

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Meatvision.

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Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

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The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

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The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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The power to die at will.

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Everything Hawkeye does

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The power to see forever

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The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

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The power to not be affected by bullets unless you are shot with one by a gun

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The power to be pointless!

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The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

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The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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Being only half invisible.

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The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

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the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

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The power to increase you`re pain at will.

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The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

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The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

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The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!