The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

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A follow up to the next comment bellow... (the irony) is that you also get the powers to type YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! And other quotes at random points... I got these powers... you do not believe me? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: GUANTANAMO BAY CUBA! Just making conversation... (throws random small dog in the trash container) last part was just me its not like you get the power to do what he does in movies :P

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The power to have hindsight.

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The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

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The power to live,but only when you are dead

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The power to think salmon.

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The power to turn into a piece of paper for five seconds

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God tier Waste of Space

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The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

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the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

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The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

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the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

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the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

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Taekwondo

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The power to change lemonade into lemons.

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The power to easily dodge any bullets from any weapons ever... as long as the bullets are made of cheese.

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the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

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The power to have 21/20 vision.

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The power to say you have a superpower.

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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power to wake up and live through school....

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The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

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The power to when you get scared, you fart.

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the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!