The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

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the power to see into the present.

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The ability to go poop and pee.

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The power to become inverted background color.

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The ability to smell colors.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

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The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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The power to get cancer all the time. And strokes.

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The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

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The power to compare anything to porn because "you know it when you see it."

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The ability to predict the future .000001 seconds in advance.

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The power to control yourself

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the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

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the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

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The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The superpower to think that you have a superpower

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The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

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The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

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The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!