The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.

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The ability to money into dog shit.

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the power to turn on anything by saying every digit of pi near it.

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The power to have backround music in your life.

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the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

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the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

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The power to become invincible when you're dead

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the power to do one push-up

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The ability to not talk.

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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

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the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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The power to be invisable when your dead

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The power to be unkillable when you'r not in danger.

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The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

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The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

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The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

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The power to feel pain when ever you want

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I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

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the power to be extremely guilty in the bum.

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The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

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The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof

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The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

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The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!