The powr to spell eviting wrong.

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The ability to not talk.

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the ability to become black.

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The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

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The power to smell poo...

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

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the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

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The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

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The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

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Crap out everything you're allergic too

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The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

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The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

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The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

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The power to mentally unlock any lock you can see, but only if the key is within 10 feet of where you are.

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The power to control sloths

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!