The power to see into the future of the past

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The power to turn into a piece of paper for five seconds

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The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

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The power to control disabled people with your mind.

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The power to abstain from sex until you're married. At age 83.

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The ability to be raped.

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The power to be never need to use the bathroom

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The power to transform your foreskin to rusty iron.

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The power to see through air.

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The power to not see ads

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power to kill dead ppl.

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The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

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The power to turn all people into giant robots which you don't control

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The power to fly, have heat vision, lift heavy things with ease, and invulnerability.

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The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

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The power to be dead

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The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

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to poop a penny every year

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The power to not be able to get powers

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The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

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the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

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The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

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the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!