- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

The power to see what's behind you.

The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

The power to breath at will.

the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

The ability to make up a new part of Pokemon, every time you sneeze.

the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

The power to jump faster.

The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

to make asians smart

The power to make your nose blink.

The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

Pointless Super Powers