The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

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The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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to travel in time....2 minutes in the past exactly after..masturbation.... masturbation-time-loop...........

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The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

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The power to get your comment 1st

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The power to give anyone a Kim Jong-un haircut.

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The power to unsee the unseen.

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The ability to money into dog shit.

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The power to turn int water when your in water.

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The power to die when you use the letter e.

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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

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The power to get shot when you're alone

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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The power to fly when you fart

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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

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The ability to breathe oxyen, but only when in space.

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Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

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The ability to bleed for 3-5 days once a month

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!