- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to spell 'a' correctly

the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

The power to get laid by your right hand.

The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

To Shoot Piss Out Of Your Mouth Only If You Are Taking A Dump

The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

The power to eat your own face.

The ability to watch movies in 1D

The power to take a s*** on people

power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

The power to shit for 5 days

the power to yell a math problem at will

Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power two peel m&ms -jesse

The power to shit without squinting.

The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

ability to levitate using my fart...

the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

Pointless Super Powers