The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

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The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

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The power to have a power.

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The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

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THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

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The power to change lemonade into lemons.

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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

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the power to scream "I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!" when your freinds are around (you can only have this power if you and the freinds you mostly hang out with hate jb)

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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The power to move microscopic specks of dust, but only one at a time, and only a few times a year.

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The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

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The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

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The power to mind reeds

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The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

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The power to have night vision during the day.

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The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

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The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

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to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

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The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

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The power to shoot iron from your blood

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!