- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

the power to make rotten food go good again, but only if it's exactly 2 months, 4 days, 9 hours and 13 minutes old.

the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

The ability to watch movies in 1D

The power to shit for 5 days

Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

The power to shit without squinting.

The ability to read your own mind

the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

The ability to read the recaptcha images

The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

Pointless Super Powers