The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

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The power to exhale clouds.

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The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

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The power to fart in technicolor.

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

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The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

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The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

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The ability to be invisible but only while playing the tambourine.

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The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

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The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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The power to find the droid you're looking for.

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To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

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The power to sharpen a pen

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

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the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

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The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

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The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

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the power to have a dick in the box

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The power to eat as many ice cubes as you want without getting a brain freeze.

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The power to get anything for free but at a cost

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The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!