The power of telepathy but only when you alone

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the power to scream "I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!" when your freinds are around (you can only have this power if you and the freinds you mostly hang out with hate jb)

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The ability to de-carbonate soda

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The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

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The power to actually care what these people are writing.

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The power to walk on lava but you are not resistant to it

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The power to kill yourself.

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The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

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The power to die at will.

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The power to change your emotions at will.

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the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

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the power to shout and make people piss their pants

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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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The power to bleed on command

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The power to eat nandos

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The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

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Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

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the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

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the power to tolerate alex simpson

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the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

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The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

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The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!