- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

The power to die using only your mind.

The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

Having a 5 second eidetic memory

The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.

The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

the power tho vomit your poop.

The power to see where light is not present.

The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

The power to fart out of someone else's bum

The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

Pointless Super Powers