- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

the power to sleep through a prison rape

The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

A good Kisser

The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

The power to watch tv

The power to eat ass.

The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

The power to smell thoughts.

The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

The power to telepathically fold paper.

the power to smell shit from miles away

The power to lose this power.

The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.

The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

Pointless Super Powers