- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

the ability to invent cheese and toast

The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.

The power to read this text unless you can see it.

The ability to evolve into magickarp

The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

The power to be able to write the worlds best book or movie script but if anyone reads it, it will combust into flames.

The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...

The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

Super strength that works for a millisecond.

The ability to change your weight

The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

The power to reseal bottles!

The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

Pointless Super Powers