The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

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the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

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Being a freemason

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The power to get a boner when you're horny.

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The power to never stop shitting.

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The power to see who is writing these powers

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The power to blow up when you blink

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The power to look TV

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the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

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The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

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The power of telepathy but only when you alone

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The power to fly for as long the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

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The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

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The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

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The power to see when people fart.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to grow fingernails.

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the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

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The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

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The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

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The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

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The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

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The power to make a pointless superpower.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!