The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

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The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

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to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

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being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

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The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

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The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

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The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

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The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

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The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

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the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

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the power to count from A to purple

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The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

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Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

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If you shy of meeting girls in real life and find it easier on a computer and cam, you will have the power to pull 100s of girl every week local to you so go to www.sexigirls.co.uk and see the power you never knew you ever had to pull girls so fast.

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The power to summon cops to arrest you

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the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

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The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

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The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The power to turn into a pebble

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!