The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

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The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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The power to turn into random objects

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The power to change your emotions at will

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the ability to give a potato an orgasm

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The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

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The power to enter into a Coalition with the Conservative Party

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The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

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The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

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The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The power to write a country song

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the power to read captchas

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the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

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the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

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The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

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the power to count from A to purple

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!