The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

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The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

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The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

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The power to see thru windows and turn door knobs.

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The power of Bulletproof fingernails

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

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The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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Power to develop diseases.

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The power to control sloths

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The power to die while dieing

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The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

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The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female

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The power to write fast but only when your hungry

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The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

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The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

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The power to cook pop tarts really fast

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The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

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The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

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The power to say you have a superpower.

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The power to change your emotions at will

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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Everything Hawkeye does

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The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!