the power to control your own body movements

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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The power to age 2% faster every time you see the color purple.

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The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

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The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

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The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

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the power to in power your self

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Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

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The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

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The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

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The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

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The power to open a walnut with your mind

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female

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The power to read the minds of rocks

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The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

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Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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The ability to grow a third nostril.

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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The power to be so perfectly blunt.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!