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To pee standing up.
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the power to create bad superpowers
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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.
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The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.
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The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry
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The power to create powers
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The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...
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The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.
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The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff
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The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe
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The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.
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The power to change your eye color.
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The ability to play UNO without a tongue
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The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.
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The power to see even though you can already see.
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The power to wake up every morning and have to pee
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the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*
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God tier Waste of Space
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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will
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The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust
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The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster
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The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!
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the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever
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The power to make food slightly smaller.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!