you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

The power to shit brix, No wait.

To pee standing up.

the power to create bad superpowers

The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

The power to create powers

The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...

The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

The power to change your eye color.

The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.

The power to see even though you can already see.

The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

God tier Waste of Space

The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!