the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

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The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

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the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

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The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

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the power to make a pillow come to life once

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The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

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The power to telepathically fold paper.

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The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

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the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

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The power to breath Oxygen

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The power to be constantly reminded of the game

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The power to not get shit dick

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The power to communicate with applesauce.

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a chi...ldren's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

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The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

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Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

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The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

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The power to be a MISSERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK (glass breaks) HAVE AT YOU! Moral: More are gonna get this one than those below, this one is merely a quote rather than cerebral. But you can always pretend to understand it by thumbing it up, or down if you just fail at understanding, either way is fine.

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The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

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The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

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The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

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the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!