the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

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the power to see into the present.

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The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

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The power to give anyone a Kim Jong-un haircut.

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The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

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The power to see forever

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The power to fart out of your mouth

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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The power to turn into a toothpick. Once. And you can't go back.

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the ability to become black.

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the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

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The power to make you`re penis really long! Like 500 meters long, and not being able to make it short(er) again.

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The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

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The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

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The power to control sloths

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The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

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The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

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The power to do nothing with your life.

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the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!