The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

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The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

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Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

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you do not need to eat but you have to sit

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The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

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The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

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The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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The power to become famous on vine

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The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

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The power to die at will.

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to live,but only when you are dead

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The power to open a pickle jar in one try

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The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

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The power of writte with our feets.

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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

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The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

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the power to turn into nothing.

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The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!