- Pointless Super Powers

The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.

The power to laugh in Japanese.

The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

the ability to type slower.

The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

The ability to turn cement into pudding

The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

the power to talk to your elbow

The power to know who farted at any time.

The power to divide by zero

Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

The power to Google "Google".

Acid pee

The power to shit 1 penny per every year

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!