to poop a penny every year

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The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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the power of words

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The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

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The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

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The power to be stupid

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

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the power to read this pointleessuperpower

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The power to see into the future of the past

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The power to turn into a piece of paper for five seconds

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The power to lick your balls.

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The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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The power to abstain from sex until you're married. At age 83.

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The power to transform your foreskin to rusty iron.

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The power to see through air.

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The power to not see ads

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power to kill dead ppl.

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the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers

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The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

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The power to fly, have heat vision, lift heavy things with ease, and invulnerability.

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The power to watch a pot boil.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!