The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

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the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

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The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

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To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

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The power to chew with your tongue

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The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

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The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

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The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

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The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

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The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

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The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

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The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

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to travel in time....2 minutes in the past exactly after..masturbation.... masturbation-time-loop...........

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The power to wake up and live through school....

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The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

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The power to get your comment 1st

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The ability to smell colors.

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The power to give anyone a Kim Jong-un haircut.

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The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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The power to transform yourself into a perfect copy of your mother.

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the power to see through glass

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The power to not be affected by bullets unless you are shot with one by a gun

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The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!