The power to not be able to get powers

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The power to mind control inanimate objects.

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The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

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the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

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The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

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the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

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The power to create shit

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The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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The power to control disabled people with your mind.

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the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

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The power to transform your foreskin to rusty iron.

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The Power to believe you have superpowers

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The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

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The power to be pointless!

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The ablility to think of the worst racial slurs, but only when a member of that race is nearby.

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The power to write complete sentenc

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The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken

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the power to fail

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The Power To Melt into goop when you eat Delicious food

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The power to waste time reading this.

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Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

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the power to read captchas

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!