- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

Nipple Radar.

The power to die spontaneously, and have no one notice

The ability to turn cement into pudding

The power to become a forensic paranoiac raving lunatic at will... HEY! YOU! Why are you gonna give my comment a thumbs down eh? AND WHY A THUMBS UP? Are you gonna hack my account and kill my family? OH YEAH! OH YEAH? I AM GONNA KILL THEM MYSELF JUST TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU! BAHAHAHAHA!

The power to change the color of your arm hair.

The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

the power to teleport to the center of the earth

he power to make mistakes

The power to know who farted at any time.

the power to make thin air that is harmless

The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

The power to eat food.

The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

Acid pee

Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

The power to shit 1 penny per every year

The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

Pointless Super Powers