The power to transform yourself into a perfect copy of your mother.

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The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

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The power to be pointless!

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The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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Being only half invisible.

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the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

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The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

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The power to control yourself

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The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

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The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

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The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

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the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

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The power to shit out toilet paper.

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The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

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EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man

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the ability to walk through your clothes

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The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

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The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

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The power to not exercise.

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The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!