The power to change from a normal human to a normal human than die.

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The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

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The power to shoot skittles when you cum.

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The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

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God tier Waste of Space

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the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

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The power to see who is writing these powers

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The power to have sex whenever you want, but only with Rosie O'Donnell

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the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

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The power to have to eat every 1 second.

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The power to transform your foreskin to rusty iron.

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The power to finish homework that dosen't even get A's

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The ability to grow a third nostril.

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The power to poop but only in bushes.

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The power to fly, but only when pigs do

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

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The power to grow your nails longer

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

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The power to emit contagious yawns.

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The power to drain people's phone battery

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the power to turn into amy rose

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!