the power to breath without thinking about it.

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The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

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The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

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The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

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The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

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The power to be oppressed by everything

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The power to lick your elbow.

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the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

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the power to get free airplane flights but only to the place you are in

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The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

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The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The ability to be Edward Cullen

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the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

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The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

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The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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The power to die when you change emotions

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The power to be yourself.

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The power to die.

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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The power to see into the present

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!