- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

The power to have a super power,

The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

The ability to not have a super power.

The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

the power to relive the least important moments in history

The power to turn into birdseed

the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

The power to fly but only in an airplane.

Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

Pointless Super Powers