the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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The power to waste time reading this.

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The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

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The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

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The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

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the power to get free airplane flights but only to the place you are in

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The power to watch tv

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The power to only make burnt toast

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

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shit and piss at the same time

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The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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the power to jerk off

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The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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The power to be toilet paper and never run out of paper but still keep your sense of taste

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!