- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

the power to have the remote come to you.

The power to read the minds of chickens every other Tuesday.

The power to pee poop

The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

to be able to see through doors... only when there open

The power to be a woman

The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

The power to create powers

the power to self destruct without hurting people.

The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

Liam Brudenell

The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

The power to put on socks with one hand

The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

the power to beathe

The power to sexually attract whales

The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

Pointless Super Powers