that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

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The power to see through glass walls.

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The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

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The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

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The power to see into the future of the past

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The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

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The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

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The ability to part...hair.

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The power to make people work and read ????

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the power to summon 10 ants every week

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The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

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the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

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The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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the power to control your own body movements

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The ability to predict the future .000001 seconds in advance.

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The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The power to like any show

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The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

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The power to wet yourself at will.

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the pouwer giv mee gramr

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The useless power to write about useless powers...

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The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!