The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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The power to turn into random objects

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

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The power to wake up and live through school....

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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The power to be a toilet but you can´t transform back again for the hole eternity and you still keep your sense of smell and taste.

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The power to transform yourself into a perfect copy of your mother.

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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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The power to change your eyebrows daily

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the power to produce shampoo out your eyes

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The power to fart out of your mouth

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The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

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power to fart through your mouth

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The power to see through a hole

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The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

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The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Truth is in the eye of the beholder, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY BEHOLDER!

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The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

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the super power to remove your super power

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The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

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The power to be distracted with grea

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!