The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN

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The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

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The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

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The ability to make someone's heart stop, but only after they have died on their own of natural causes

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The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

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The power to volunteer as tribute.

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To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

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The power to turn into an escalator

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The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

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The power to know where the beef is

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The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

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The power to cure cancer, in people already dead.

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name

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The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

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The power to dive through an ocean without having to breathe, but only if the ocean is made of vomit.

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The power to believe you are being hilarious... get it? Eh? ;) ;) Ahahaha XD Yeah, thats funny eh? Yeah I know, how does he do that xD, I wish I knew hahaha HOHOHO! I should be a comedian!

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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The power to be superman with no power's

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The power to have no power.

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The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!