To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

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The power to pick something up and stay the same.

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The power to go suicide

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The power to only use yahoo.com

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The power to fly, have heat vision, lift heavy things with ease, and invulnerability.

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The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

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The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

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the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

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The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

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The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

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The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

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Stop clapping

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the power to turn into amy rose

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The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

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The power to read your own mind!

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The power to be fireproof under water

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The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

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EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man

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The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!