The power to eat food.

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Crap out everything you're allergic too

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The power to see into the present

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The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

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The power to have 21/20 vision.

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to have a face with the power to attract fists

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The power to not see ads

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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century

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The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

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The power to stop time, but only when you are waiting for something.

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The power to move microscopic specks of dust, but only one at a time, and only a few times a year.

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The power to breathe

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The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

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The power to grow one wing

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The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

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The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

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The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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the power to be wrong

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The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

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The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!