The power to produce 5 times the normal amount of ball sweat.

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The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

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The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

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the power to shit liquidly

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The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

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The power to attract bullets.

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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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The Power To Melt into goop when you eat Delicious food

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The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

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The power to make infinite paper clips.

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the power to erase your memory ffrom the last five seconds... but only if you are having a seizure

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The power to fall up.

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The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

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The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

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The ability to turn into an embryo

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Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

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The power to see air

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The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

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the power to smell shit from miles away

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the power to move something right next to you

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The power to speak parseltongue except when you're around snakes.

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The power to die.

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Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

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The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!