The power to only make burnt toast

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

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The ability to have all of the money in the world, but then have to share it with everybody in the world.

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Wait this isn't pornhub!?

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

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Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

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You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

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The power to make yourself deaf.

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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

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The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

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The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

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the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

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Birthday In August Just wait On it

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The power to to think less

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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u?op ?p?sdn ?d?? o? ???od ???

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The power to die at will.

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The power to live forever but only in a coma.

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The power to become inverted background color.

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The power to blame Indonesian children for your misfortunes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!