- Pointless Super Powers

The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

The ability to live forever but age quicker.

The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

The power to make clean socks dirty.

The power to push "pull" doors

The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

The power of laughing in awkward situations.

The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

The power to think up a pointless superpower.

Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

The power to open a pickle jar in one try

The power to breathe oxygen.

The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!