The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

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The power to lock open doors

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The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

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The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

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The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

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The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

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The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

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The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

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The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

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The ability to live forever but age quicker.

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the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

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the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

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The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

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the power to misspell

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The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

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The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

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The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

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you do not need to eat but you have to sit

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The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

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The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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The power to become famous on vine

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The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!