the power to fail

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

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The power to climb up fallen trees

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The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

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The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

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the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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The Power To Melt into goop when you eat Delicious food

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The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

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The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

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The power to ejaculate laser beams.

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The power to pee and poop at the same time.

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the power to itch your teeth

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The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

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The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

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The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The ability to smell shit from miles away.

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The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

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The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

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The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

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The power to put on a sweater when u already have one on when its 90 degrees outside but can only do it outside

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The power to be invisible to only yourself.

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The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!