the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.

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The power to eat soap.

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The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

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The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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The power to drown on land.

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The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

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To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

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The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

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The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

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the power to turn into amy rose

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The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

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The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

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The ability to turn cement into pudding

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The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

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the power to talk to your elbow

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the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to divide by zero

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Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

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To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!