The power to write a country song

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The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.

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The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

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the power to itch your teeth

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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The power to turn your navel upside down

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The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

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The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

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The power to know the end of every movie ever.

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to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to be never need to use the bathroom

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the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

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The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

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The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

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the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

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The ability to be invincible, but still die.

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The power to say something only when you have a mouth

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The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

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Super-slowness

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The power to smell poo...

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The Power to lose a fight before it begins

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!