- Pointless Super Powers

The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

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The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

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The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

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The power to die when you get scared.

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

the ability to manually control your breathing

The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

The power to start time.

the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

the power to make thin air that is harmless

The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

The power to see what a person is wearing.

The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

The Ability to shit studs once a week

The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

the power to kill plants in a desert.