the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

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The power of reading your own mind.

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to when you get scared, you fart.

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The power to see through windows

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The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

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The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

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the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

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The power to have backround music in your life.

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the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

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The power to become invincible when you're dead

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the power to do one push-up

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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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The ability to not talk.

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the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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The power to be unkillable when you'r not in danger.

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The power to be invisable when your dead

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The power to feel pain when ever you want

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I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

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The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

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The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

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The power to have no powers

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The power to mentally unlock any lock you can see, but only if the key is within 10 feet of where you are.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!