The power become a kite but not when it's windy

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the power to be able to blow air

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The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

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the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.

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The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

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Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

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Tits for a guy.

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the power to get drunk you are needed

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Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

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the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

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The ability to be invisible but only while playing the tambourine.

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The power to burn the sun.

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The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

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The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

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The power to blow up when you blink

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The power to see 2 min. into the past.

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THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

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Birthday In August Just wait On it

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the power to see into the present.

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The power to fly for as long the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The Power of Super Speed only when you climb a ladder

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The power to when you get scared, you fart.

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The power to see forever

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!