The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

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The power to type useless powers that no one's ever gonna read.

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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The ability to play UNO without a tongue

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The power to read the terms of service.

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The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

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The power to read all these post's in less then a day

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The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

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The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

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The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

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The ability to pull open push only doors

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The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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Lactokinesis

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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

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to have a face with the power to attract fists

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The ability to sense any and all ham in a five mile radius.

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to travel in time....2 minutes in the past exactly after..masturbation.... masturbation-time-loop...........

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The ability to spit in random obscure crayola colors.

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The ability to have every possible thought as fast as the Flash is capable of moving and faster and know how every scenario can, will, and most likely will play out, yet you cannot say anything about them and they cannot be put to use. As well as no one can read your mind or anything similar to obtain said knowledge.

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The ability to fly at will but only if you are zoned out

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!