The power to see forever

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the power to turn on anything by saying every digit of pi near it.

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The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

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The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

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the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

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The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

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The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

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The power to increase you`re pain at will.

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The superpower to think that you have a superpower

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the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

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The power to walk on two legs

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The Power To Melt into goop when you eat Delicious food

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The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

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The power to pee and poop at the same time.

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the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.

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The power to be fireproof under water

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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

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The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

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The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

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The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

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The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!