The power to strangle yourself to death

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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Shoppers today in the mattress department we just started a great promotion.

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The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

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Nipple Radar.

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The power to die spontaneously, and have no one notice

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The power to become a forensic paranoiac raving lunatic at will... HEY! YOU! Why are you gonna give my comment a thumbs down eh? AND WHY A THUMBS UP? Are you gonna hack my account and kill my family? OH YEAH! OH YEAH? I AM GONNA KILL THEM MYSELF JUST TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU! BAHAHAHAHA!

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

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The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

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the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

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The power to change the color of your arm hair.

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the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

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Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

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The power to think of pointless powers.

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he power to make mistakes

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The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

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the power to teleport to the center of the earth

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the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

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the power to fart your way to the moon

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The ability to be Edward Cullen

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The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!