The power to go suicide

The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.

The ability to money into dog shit.

the power to turn on anything by saying every digit of pi near it.

The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

the power to breath through your skin.

The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

Taekwondo

the power to go on this website

The power drown in water

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!