The power to have an indestructible tongue.

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the power to turn into a fish that is less then one mm small while only on land

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The power of self mind control

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The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

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The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

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Every time you clap some one dies

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The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

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The power to shit out toilet paper.

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The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

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The power to be able to insult that piece of shit Chuck Norris without bein... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *dead* And of course the ability to type you`re death scream and you`re status after you`re dead.

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The power to read all these post's in less then a day

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The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

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Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

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The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

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The power to lick anything except pussy.

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

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The ability to be invisible but only while playing the tambourine.

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The power to urinate in mouth.

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The ability to turn wine into water...

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the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

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The power to read the bible, and then learn hypnosis, and look at the bible again... Moral: And they say hypnosis is worthless because it is just suggestions... the bible uses EVERY single trick in the book, and the bible`s teaching lead to the "holy" crusades (of kill murder and rape across the world, too many died to count), the bigotry, greater intolerance to different people, and just now (Bush before him) Obama is assuring his people that this war is "GODS WILL!" And seriously, if darkness is considered evil... then no wonder Captain America and his men did not hesitate to kill and enslave Captain Africa and his people a couple years ago... And its still going on, thanks lord (sarcasm, duh) Suggestion: Most powerful force in the universe, and it is invisible to boot... daaaang im powerful.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!