The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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The power to become famous on vine

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the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

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The power to look TV

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The power to fly when you fart

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The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

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the power to shout and make people piss their pants

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The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

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having the same super powers as batman!

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The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

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the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

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The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

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The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

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Power to develop diseases.

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the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

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The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

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The power to control disabled people with your mind.

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to to think less

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The power to f*ck yourself

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The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

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The power to poop but only in bushes.

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The power to sh*t bricks

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The power to look angry when not trying too and everyone else notices it and im just lonely.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!