The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

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The power to make cheeseburgers only when your tummy is full.

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The power to open a walnut with your mind

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The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

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To have the ability to trip over your own "meat curtains" at will and make it look graceful... somehow.

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Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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The power to die when you use the letter e.

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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The power to be so perfectly blunt.

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The power to enter into a Coalition with the Conservative Party

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The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

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the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

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Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

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The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

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The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

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The power to piss only when sleeping.

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The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

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The power to shit brix, No wait.

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the power to create bad superpowers

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The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

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the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!