The powr to spell eviting wrong.

The power to grow one wing

The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane

The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

The power to push a door that only pulls.

the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

A good Kisser

the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

the power to do blink every 20 years

the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

the power to instantly die

the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

the power to kill yourself

The power of Bulletproof fingernails

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!