- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

the power tho vomit your poop.

YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

The power to freeze ice

The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.

The power to be able to write the worlds best book or movie script but if anyone reads it, it will combust into flames.

The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

the power to like charlie

The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

The power to be stupid reading this.

The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

Pointless Super Powers