- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

ability to levitate using my fart...

The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

The ability to see through insects.

the ability to invent cheese and toast

Doing a handstand with your feet

The power to mentally control tapeworms.

The power to read this text unless you can see it.

The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...

The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

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Pointless Super Powers