The power to read the minds of rocks

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The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

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The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

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The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

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The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

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The power to say you have a superpower.

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The power to change your emotions at will

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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Everything Hawkeye does

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The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

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the power to control your own body movements

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

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The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

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The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

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The power to fart out of your hands.

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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the power to in power your self

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Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

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the pouwer giv mee gramr

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The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...

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Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

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The power to see through things like locked cabinets, wrapped birthday presents etc. But only if you know whats inside.

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The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!