The power to age 2% faster every time you see the color purple.

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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the power to be infinitely constipated

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The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

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The power to wet yourself at will.

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Stop clapping

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the power to breath without thinking about it.

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The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

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The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

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The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

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The power to take a crap.

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The power to see thru windows and turn door knobs.

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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

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The power to plank

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To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

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The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

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The power to die while dieing

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The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

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The power to vomit through your anus.

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The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

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The ability to know when men have erections

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Meatvision.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!