The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

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Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

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the power to make bubles without soap

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The power to have a power thats a power

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The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

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Third armpit.

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The power of being pointless

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The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

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The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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The power to think of food

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The power to turn into random objects

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The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.

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The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

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The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.

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The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

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the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

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The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

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The power to drain people's phone battery

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the power two peel m&ms -jesse

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!