The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

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The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

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The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

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The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

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Power to develop diseases.

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The power to exhale clouds.

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The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

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The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

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The power to have the strength of 50 old people

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The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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the power to fart the alphebet

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The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

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the power to summon a massive midget

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The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.

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the power to read this pointleessuperpower

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The power to spell 'a' correctly

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The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

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God tier Waste of Space

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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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The power to die and not come back to life.

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The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!