- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

The power to like this power

The power to skip the Kripp.

The power to read View Terms of Services

The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

The power to change your eye color.

The power to kill someone with a knife

The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.

Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

The power to see even though you can already see.

The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

The power to have hindsight.

The power to write fast but only when your hungry

The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

The power to easily dodge any bullets from any weapons ever... as long as the bullets are made of cheese.

The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

The ability to change the color of your poop

Pointless Super Powers