The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

thumb_up thumb_down +94

The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

thumb_up thumb_down +90

the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

thumb_up thumb_down +88

The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

thumb_up thumb_down +86

The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

thumb_up thumb_down +86

The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

thumb_up thumb_down +84

The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

thumb_up thumb_down +84

The power to like this power

thumb_up thumb_down +80

The power to skip the Kripp.

thumb_up thumb_down +80

The power to read View Terms of Services

thumb_up thumb_down +78

The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

thumb_up thumb_down +74

The power to change your eye color.

thumb_up thumb_down +68

The power to kill someone with a knife

thumb_up thumb_down +66

The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

thumb_up thumb_down +66

The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.

thumb_up thumb_down +64

Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

thumb_up thumb_down +62

The power to see even though you can already see.

thumb_up thumb_down +54

The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

thumb_up thumb_down +48

The power to have hindsight.

thumb_up thumb_down +46

The power to write fast but only when your hungry

thumb_up thumb_down +42

The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

thumb_up thumb_down +40

The power to easily dodge any bullets from any weapons ever... as long as the bullets are made of cheese.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

The ability to change the color of your poop

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!