The power to enter into a Coalition with the Conservative Party

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the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

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Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

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The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

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The power to fart out of your hands.

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The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

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The power to piss only when sleeping.

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The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

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The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

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The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

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The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

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The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

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The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

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The power to skip the Kripp.

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The power to see through things like locked cabinets, wrapped birthday presents etc. But only if you know whats inside.

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The power to like this power

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The power to read View Terms of Services

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The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

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The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!